Monday, 25 May 2009

Beware How You Kiss!

Isn't dating fun! You've met delicious women, and the two of
you have been dating for a few days. It doesn't really matter
really where you two met. It could have been on a dating site,
or at work, or anywhere.. What counts is that you have been
charmed by her beauty and intelligence. You have finally met
the woman of your life, and if these first few dates go
according to plan, you will no longer be single!

So, you have shown yourself to be the perfect gentleman,
attentive and kind, ready to and show emotions when required.
You have taken care of how you dressed, made sure you perfectly
groomed and taken her to the places of her choosing because you
are just that kind of man really.

You even went to the theatre and showed a keen interest in the
tribulations of some local actors trying very hard not to ply
their trade in front of you but at this stage, you would do
anything for the affection of this single woman! As a single
man, you have practically done it all.

And you are dazzled. Her beauty and sex appeal hit you in
waves and you found yourself inebriated by these emotions. The
smell of her hair, the clothes worn to show the promises that
lay ahead, the gentle demeanor mixed with an educated dose of
sensuality to keep your hormones flowing. The cleavage, the
curves, the discreet tilt of her face when looking at you, the
lips slightly opened, moist, inviting.

Oh! How you have longed to kiss those lips, inhale yourself
with their taste and at the end of each date, you have kept the
inner struggles for the first kiss within yourself. A polite
handshake at the first date, gradually followed by more
affectionate embraces when she has left her body be drawn closer
to you, a date at a time.

And now is the time for the first kiss. The previous date had
been so tantalizing and you have given such a good account of
yourself so far that she knows you now. The first kiss! The
promise of heaven followed by something even more wonderful.

But beware of the first kiss, my fellow man! Did you know that
the State University of New York had researches conduct a study
on one thousand Albany Albany undergrads about their kissing
habits, motives and relationships?

As if we didn't know this before, the study found that more
than half the men were ready to have sex with just about any
women, even those with bad breath as long as they found them
mildly attractive, whereas only 14 pc of the women said they'd
have sex without a kiss.

What's important for a woman about the first kiss? Breath,
taste, the appearance of healthy teeth being an indicator of
potential partner's health and of course, a kiss that is

What's important for men about the first kiss? That it leads
to sex! Plain and simple.
The researches have confirmed that men are opportunistic
breeders, striving to spread their DNA and increase the
likelihood of spreading their genes around whilst dating women
need to be more careful as to the partner their pick, since they
invest so much more of themselves then their male partners.

So next time you get yourself ready to kiss your date for the
first time, remember to brush your teeth before going out, have
some mints in your pocket for any lingering after taste of this
spicy meal you just had and don't even try until you have a
dentist give your mouth his drilling attention.

Not an easy thing, this dating business.

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